ponziCharles Ponzi lives! Today we offer advice for attracting special attention from federal authorities. Here’s how you do it, inspired by SEC v. Helms, et al:

Make promises

If you are Helms and Kaelin, market a limited partnership to hold royalty interests in 2000 wells, raise $31,000,000 from 129 investors.

In a private placement

With apologies for being absent for a week, I ask you to ponder this question when you embark on a fight with the officers and directors of the energy company you own a part of:  How does your subjective fear of harm factor into your right to injunctive relief? Not much, according to a Texas