Scenes from the trial lawyer’s conference room:
Client: “Lookee here! This paragraph says we win!”
Lawyer: Yes, but what about all the other paragraphs?”
“Those don’t matter.”
Why is that?”
“Because they don’t help us. Did you graduate from law school?”
“But the court will harmonize all the provisions in the document.”
“If I want harmony I’ll go with the Everlys. If you’re afraid of a fight, I’ll find me a lawyer with a backbone. I’m thinking the tough, smart lawyer. That one that’s always on TV.”
and:
Client: “@*^& the words. I’ll tell ’em what the deal really was.”
(Repeat client disappointment)
In XTO Energy v. EOG Resources, a title dispute over the mineral estate in 1,653 acres in Atascosa and McMullen counties, Texas, the loser tried both, to no avail.
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